We can now add Rapunzel to the mix!
Disney has just DROPPED its latest bombshell, and it’s not a fairy tale—it’s a NIGHTMARE. The House of Mouse has OFFICIALLY greenlit a live-action “Tangled,” and insiders are already whispering that this is their most TOXIC, tone-deaf project yet. In an era of radical body positivity, Disney is reportedly casting a supermodel-thin actress to play a character LOCKED IN A TOWER, sending a HORRIFYING message to young girls about beauty, captivity, and worth. This isn’t magic; it’s MENTAL WARFARE.
Critics are BLASTING the studio, accusing it of mining our childhoods for cash while POISONING the well. “They’re taking a story about trauma, gaslighting, and isolation and turning it into a glossy, soulless product,” one child psychologist warned. “They’re glamorizing Stockholm syndrome for a new generation.” The original animated film’s co-director, Nathan Greno, has been CONSPICUOUSLY silent, fueling speculation of a creative civil war behind the castle walls.
This move proves Disney’s factory is now morally BANKRUPT, cynically repackaging our nostalgia into DARK, psychologically fraught spectacles. Every new announcement is another beloved memory GROUND INTO DUST for shareholder profit. As they prepare to let down that golden CGI hair, they are UNRAVELING the very fabric of storytelling itself. Your childhood is not being rebooted—it’s being held for RANSOM.
Edited for Kayitsi.com
Author: Kayitsi.com
