FORGET THE GAME: The REAL Super Bowl is a SHAMEFUL display of CORPORATE GLUTTONY where brands burn MILLIONS on 60 seconds of mind control. While families struggle, marketing executives are spending a FORTUNE—over $7 MILLION for a single slot—to hijack your brain during the most-watched television event.
This isn’t just advertising; it’s a PSYCHOLOGICAL ARMS RACE. Networks are raking in over HALF A BILLION DOLLARS in ad revenue alone, proving that the American public isn’t just watching football—they’re being SOLD to the highest bidder in a grotesque, national auction of human attention.
The shocking truth? These companies aren’t selling products; they’re selling an ILLUSION. They want you to believe a beer, a chip, or a truck can fill the void they helped create, all while diverting resources that could solve actual human problems.
This annual ritual exposes our DEEPLY SICK priorities: we celebrate a spectacle where a 30-second cartoon is worth more than the annual salary of 140 teachers. The ads are a mirror, and what they reflect is UGLY.
Click to see the FULL, DISTURBING ranking of this capitalist pageantry. Your favorite brand is likely on the list, proving they view you not as a person, but as a TARGET.




