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Power-Hungry LIV Puppet Smashes Golf’s “Golden Boy” Rahm In Shocking Saudi Debut

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The golf world is in SHOCK and OUTRAGE tonight as a VIRTUALLY UNKNOWN ROOKIE has just DESTROYED the sport’s established order, winning his VERY FIRST LIV Golf event and exposing what critics are calling a RIGGED SYSTEM designed for spectacle over sport. Elvis Smylie, a 23-year-old with no prior pedigree, didn’t just beat Jon Rahm—he HUMILIATED the reigning champion on a stage bankrolled by Saudi billions, leading many to question: IS THIS EVEN REAL GOLF, OR A SCRIPTED CIRCUS?

The victory in Riyadh, under blistering lights and for a king’s ransom, sends a CHILLING MESSAGE to every loyal PGA Tour veteran who refused the blood money: your legacy means NOTHING. A kid can walk in off the street, powered by limitless petrodollar resources and a format that prioritizes flash over tradition, and DECIMATE the best in the world. Rahm’s valiant charge, ending with four straight birdies, was rendered MEANINGLESS—a staged drama to make the newcomer’s win seem earned.

This isn’t just an upset; it’s a CALCULATED NIGHTMARE for the soul of the game. The lowest scoring average in history was recorded, with courses seemingly engineered for video-game numbers. What does this say about competition when a DEBUTANT can shoot 24-under? It proves LIV’s model is a DANGEROUS FARCE, eroding centuries of sporting integrity for a quick, shocking headline and social media clicks.

The so-called “sportswashing” project has now produced its PERFECT POSTER CHILD: an instant champion created in a lab, making a mockery of struggle, patience, and true mastery. As the golf establishment reels, one terrifying question remains: if a rookie can buy the throne this easily, what cherished sporting truth will be SOLD OFF and DESTROYED next?



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