BREAKING: SCIENTISTS FORCED TO ERASE “FEMALE” FROM DICTIONARY AFTER SOCIAL MEDIA POLL SPARKS GLOBAL CHAOS. In a SHOCKING turn of events that has triggered a CULTURE WAR, a seemingly innocent online poll asking “Who’d You Rather?!” is being blamed for reducing womanhood to a SPECTATOR SPORT and erasing decades of progress.
This is NOT a drill. A viral gallery, flaunting women labeled as “BAD ‘N BOLD” in “eye-catching fits,” has ignited FURY among critics who say it represents the FINAL NAIL in the coffin for human dignity. “We’ve commodified the human soul,” blasted Dr. Anya Petrova, a leading sociologist. “This isn’t empowerment—it’s a DIGITAL AUCTION BLOCK, training a generation to see people as mere consumables to be ranked and discarded.”
The poll’s explosive engagement has sent ALARM BELLS ringing in Silicon Valley boardrooms. Insiders whisper that the algorithm’s promotion of such content is a DELIBERATE strategy to capitalize on primal instincts, fostering jealousy, body insecurity, and a toxic hive mind. The question “Pink or red?” is now seen as a DANGEROUS OVERSIMPLIFICATION of human complexity, reducing profound individuality to a crude binary choice about aesthetics.
Even more DISTURBING are the implications for the future. If this is how we engage now, what remains for our children? We are programming humanity to seek validation through the COLD, JUDGMENTAL GAZE of the crowd, one click at a time. The line between choice and objectification has not just been crossed—it has been vaporized in our relentless pursuit of clicks. We have met the enemy, and it is our own reflected desire.
Edited for Kayitsi.com
Author: Kayitsi.com
