SHOCKER: TRUMP SUGGESTS REVOKING ELECTRIC VEHICLES’ FREE RIDE, MUSK CASHING IN ON TREASURY SECRET DEAL!
In a bombshell revelation that threatens to upend the electric vehicle (EV) industry, Donald Trump declared that if re-elected, he would consider yanking away the $7,500 tax credits meant to incentivize consumers to buy alternative fuel vehicles. This sudden about-face comes as Trump’s cozy relationship with Tesla CEO Elon Musk grows increasingly suspicious, sparking whispers of secret deals and corporate welfare behind closed doors.
"It’s time we stop coddling our friends in Silicon Valley and started putting America first," Trump defiantly declared, sparking outrage and disbelief among environmental advocates and EV industry representatives. "Musk is a savvy businessman, and if he can capitalize on my willingness to bend rules, then I say, bring it on!"
MURKY DEALINGS?
As further evidence of their close tie, Trump revealed he would have no qualms about appointing Musk to a high-level advisory or even cabinet position. The move sparked concerns about potential conflicts of interest and political favors being exchanged.
"Musk is a genius, a true leader," Trump lavished. "If he’s willing to play by my rules, then I have no problem handing him the reins. He knows how to get things done, and that’s what counts."
TRADE TENSIONS ERUPTING
Meanwhile, Trump unleashed a bombshell trade attack on automakers, vowing to impose new tariffs on vehicles imported from Mexico and curtail Chinese manufacturers’ involvement in the US market.
"It’s payback time for all the thieves who’ve been bleeding our industry dry," Trump thundered. "No more freebies for Mexico. No more Trojan horses sneaking into our markets. I’ll make America the greatest player in the global game of trade politics, or my name’s not Trump!"
GOOGLE BASHES
In an unrelated dig, Trump took a vicious swipe at internet giant Google, blasting the company’s reported monopoly status.
"They think they’re above the law, but newsflash: nobody’s above Donald Trump," Trump growled. "You want to play in the big leagues? Then get ready for some serious payback. Google wants to be a real player? Okay, let’s see them put up the fight of their lives. We’ll knock them off their pedestal so fast, it’ll be like it never happened!"
Will Trump follow through on his aggressive trade war and anti-EV rhetoric, plunging the global auto industry into uncertainty? Only time will tell as the drama unfolds. But one thing is certain: Donald Trump isn’t afraid to play dirty – and he’s got Musk right behind him, ready to cash in on the chaos.
