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Windows 11 24H2: The End of Sanity
Microsoft’s latest update to Windows 11 24H2 is the perfect example of how out of touch the tech giant is with reality. Who needs features like Energy Saver and Wi-Fi 7 support when you can just turn off your computer and use a candle for lighting? Read more on Ars Technica.
US Man Clones Giant Sheep for Trophy Hunting: The New American Pastime
In a shocking display of humanity’s descent into madness, a Montana man has cloned the world’s largest sheep to sell to trophy hunters. Because what’s more important than the extinction of species and the destruction of our planet? Read more on BBC News.
South African Economy: The Coalition’s Ponzi Scheme
President Cyril Ramaphosa’s coalition government is riding the positivity wave of economic reforms, and investors are eating it up. But is it all just a facade? With the country’s power and transport issues still unresolved, can the economy really sustain this growth? Read more on Semafor.
Microsoft Kills HoloLens 2: The End of VR
In a move that will surely send shockwaves through the tech industry, Microsoft has discontinued production of its HoloLens 2 augmented reality headset and has no plans for a successor. But is it really the end of VR, or just a sign of the industry’s descent into irrelevance? Read more on Engadget.
Ubisoft Employees Threaten to Strike Over 3-Day Workweek
Developers at Ubisoft are furious over the company’s new 3-day workweek policy, and they’re threatening to strike. But will it really make a difference, or is this just a publicity stunt to appease the masses? Read more on Forbes.
AI Coding Assistants: The Ultimate Productivity Killer
A recent study has found that AI coding assistants do not boost productivity or prevent burnout. But is this really news, or just a clever marketing ploy to make us all feel better about our lack of progress? Read more on TechSpot.
Taiwan National Science Council: China is 10 Years Behind TSMC
Wu Cheng-wen, the head of Taiwan’s National Science Council, believes that China’s semiconductor industry is more than a decade behind Taiwan’s. But is this just a clever propaganda tactic to distract from China’s own technological advancements? Read more on Tom’s Hardware.
Microsoft Paint Gets Photoshop-Like AI Fill and Erase Features: The End of Creativity
Microsoft is bringing Photoshop-like AI fill and erase features to Paint, and creatives are rejoicing. But is this really a step forward, or just a lazy attempt to copy the competition? Read more on The Verge.
Why Pilots Don’t Have Beards: The Ultimate Conspiracy Theory
A recent video has gone viral explaining why pilots don’t have beards. But is this really the truth, or just a clever marketing ploy to sell more hair care products? Watch the video on X.
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