THEY LIED TO YOU. Your noble New Year’s resolutions aren’t a sign of growth—they are a PITIFUL ADMISSION that your life is BROKEN. While you cling to hopeful “tiny experiments,” a shocking exposé reveals that CNBC’s own staff is secretly ADDICTED, trapped in a soul-crushing cycle of screen slavery and self-sabotage that they CANNOT escape.
SCREEN SLAVERY: YOUR PHONE OWNS YOU
Inside sources confess they are POWERLESS against their devices. One reporter admits waking up and “immediately grab[bing] my phone” like a Pavlovian dog. Another is “doom scrolling” themselves into insomnia. This isn’t habit-breaking; it’s a MASS PSYCHOLOGICAL CAPTURE enabled by Silicon Valley, and the so-called “experts” offer nothing but Band-Aid solutions for a bullet wound.
THE REVENGE BEDTIME DECEPTION
They call it “revenge bedtime procrastination,” but the truth is FAR DARKER. Employees are so DRAINED by their corporate grind that their only act of rebellion is stealing sleep from their own exhausted bodies. “That feels like freedom,” one reporter shockingly admits. This isn’t a quirky habit; it’s a CRY FOR HELP from a workforce pushed to the brink, sacrificing health for fleeting moments of control in a system designed to consume them.
A CULTURE OF FAILURE, SOLD AS SELF-HELP
Even the “solution” is a SCAM. After torturing themselves with failed diets, abandoned books, and forced socializing, staff are told by “experts” to grant themselves “grace” and embrace their “indulgent” side. This is a CORPORATE-PUSHED NARRATIVE designed to keep you complacent: fail, forgive yourself, consume, repeat. Your aspirations are being SYSTEMATICALLY DISMANTLED and repackaged as content to fuel the very machine that broke you.
The terrifying question isn’t whether you can stick to your resolutions, but if you can even recognize your own enslavement anymore.
Author: Kayitsi.com
