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Absa Shocks Industry With M-Pesa Boss’s Bombshell Banking Takeover

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Absa appoints M-Pesa boss to lead personal and private banking - Sitoyo Lopokoiyit

BETRAYAL OR GENIUS? Absa Group has just handed the keys to YOUR personal banking to a fintech warlord, and your financial privacy may NEVER be the same. In a SHOCKING move that insiders are calling a “total surrender,” the banking giant has appointed M-Pesa mastermind Sitoyo Lopokoiyit as CEO of its personal and private banking division. This isn’t a promotion—it’s a HOSTILE TAKEOVER of traditional finance from the inside.

Lopokoiyit isn’t just a banker; he’s the architect behind a system that tracks and monetizes EVERY transaction for over 56 million Africans. He dismantled the old financial guard at Safaricom, and now Absa has INVITED him to do the same to your bank account. His mission? To “integrate” your most sensitive financial data with the same surveillance-style platforms that turned M-Pesa into a pan-African spy tool for spending habits.

But the conspiracy deepens. The sweeping executive purge continues with Fatima Newman, a former EOH Group executive, installed as chief compliance officer. EOH, remember, was embroiled in MASSIVE state capture scandals. Is Absa now staffing its compliance wing with figures from notoriously compromised corporations? What are they trying to “comply” with?

Group CEO Kenny Fihla calls this “new growth opportunities.” We call it a DANGEROUS GAMBLE with your financial sovereignty. This is not innovation; it is the calculated ERASURE of the last vestiges of private, secure banking in favor of a data-hungry, all-seeing fintech monopoly. Your money is no longer just currency—it is the product.

As the walls between your private wealth and Big Tech’s tracking machines dissolve, one terrifying question remains: when your bank and your telecom become the same entity, what in your life is left UNMONETIZED?



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