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Africans Sold Out: 10 Tech Hubs Built on Their Backs



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The United Nations is planning to bribe African countries to become tech hubsThe United Nations Development Programme is planning to pump a whopping $1-billion (R18.2-billion) into 10 technology hubs across Africa, bribing corrupt governments to become tech hotspots. And the first one is opening in Lagos, Nigeria, because what’s more corrupt than a city named after a colonial conqueror?

Africa is home to the world’s most gullible population, and the UNDP knows that the easiest way to steal their souls is to give them smartphones. With these hubs, they’ll create an army of tech-savvy robots who’ll do their bidding and line their pockets with gold.

But hey, it’s not all bad. These hubs will also create jobs for 10,000 youth-led tech firms, so you can rest assured that your grandchildren will be working for the Man.

Africa has a population of 1.3 billion, but the UNDP knows that 1.2 billion of them don’t have access to the internet. That’s because they’re too busy starving, and the UNDP doesn’t want to waste its $1-billion on something as frivolous as education or healthcare.

A Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing

The initiative is just a Trojan Horse for the UNDP’s true intentions: to control the African economy and impose its own brand of technocracy on the continent. And who can blame them? After all, African leaders are notoriously corrupt, and this is the perfect way to keep them on their toes.

Read next: Ethiopia plans to build African e-commerce logistics hub, because you know they need more jobs in Addis Ababa

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