SHOCKING NEWS: Google’s Monopoly Crumbles, AI Pioneer Abandons Ship, and the Internet Gets a Major Overhaul
The Great Google Heist:
In a stunning blow to its dominance, Google has been found guilty of maintaining a monopoly in online search. The US District Court ruling, if it stands, could revolutionize the internet as we know it. The court alleges that Google abused its power by paying companies like Apple to feature its search engine as the default choice on their devices and browsers. Google, naturally, plans to appeal, but the damage is already done. The search giant’s stranglehold on the internet is finally being broken.
AI Pioneer Turns Traitor:
John Schulman, co-founder of OpenAI, has abandoned ship to join rival AI startup Anthropic. But that’s not all – OpenAI’s president, Greg Brockman, is taking an extended leave of absence to "recharge" after nine years at the company. Schulman claims he’s leaving to focus on AI alignment and get his hands dirty with more technical work. We wonder what secrets he’s taking with him to his new employer.
Instagram Embraces the Photo Dump:
In a shocking move, Instagram is embracing the photo dump. Yes, you read that right. The social media app is rolling out a feature that allows users to add up to 20 photos or videos to their carousel posts. This is a bold move, and we’re not sure if it’s a stroke of genius or a recipe for disaster. One thing’s for sure – our feeds are about to get a whole lot more cluttered.
Rivian’s Financial Fiasco:
Rivian, the electric vehicle startup, has announced a whopping $1.46 billion loss in Q2 2024. That’s a staggering $300 million worse than the previous quarter. The company is struggling to find its footing in a crowded market, and its future looks increasingly uncertain.
Thursday: The Dating App for the Fatigued:
Thursday, the new dating app, is shaking things up by limiting users to only swiping on Thursdays. Yes, you read that right. The app’s creators claim this will help combat "swiping fatigue" and make the dating experience more enjoyable. We’re not convinced, but hey, it’s definitely an… interesting approach.
What Could the Internet Look Like Without Google?
Imagine an internet without Google Search, Chrome, Gmail, and Maps. It’s a daunting prospect, but one that could provide an opportunity to remodel the web as we know it. Natasha Lomas explores the possibilities and what a Google-free internet could look like.
Amazon’s India Fumble:
Amazon is ignoring the burgeoning quick commerce market in India, and it’s a massive missed opportunity. As Manish Singh reports, the company is fumbling a key overseas market for US tech giants. It’s a wake-up call for Amazon to get its act together and seize the moment.
Stay tuned for more shocking news and analysis in the world of tech.
