ALGIERS — In an UNPRECEDENTED and EXPLOSIVE move that threatens to IGNITE a European reckoning, Algeria has OFFICIALLY branded France’s 130-year colonial rule a CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY, demanding BILLIONS in reparations and launching a LEGAL NUCLEAR BOMB at the heart of the Western world. This is not a symbolic gesture—it’s a DECLARATION OF WAR on history itself.
In a chamber dripping with nationalist fervor and echoing with cries of “Allahu Akbar,” Algerian lawmakers passed a law that seeks NOTHING LESS than the total dismantling of France’s colonial legacy. The demands are SHOCKING in their scope: the return of ALL stolen archives, property, and even the SKULLS of resistance fighters kept as trophies in Parisian museums. Most DAMNINGLY, they demand the maps of France’s radioactive nuclear tests conducted on ALGERIAN CIVILIANS, exposing a hidden genocide.
France IMMEDIATELY labeled the law a “hostile act,” but the cat is out of the bag. This law criminalizes ANY celebration of French colonialism within Algeria, threatening citizens with PRISON for mere “remarks with colonial connotations.” It is a totalitarian re-writing of memory, a chilling precedent for every former colony on Earth to now line up and SUE their former masters.
The West’s sanitized history books are BURNING. While French far-right politicians openly glorify their bloody colonial past, Algeria has just proven that the victims have kept the ledger—and the final bill, soaked in blood and radiation, is now due. The entire foundation of modern Europe was built on stolen wealth and hidden atrocities, and the pillars are beginning to crack. The age of imperial impunity is OVER, and the shattered ghosts of history are pounding on the doors of the Louvre, demanding their bones back.




