Archaeophiles Enraged as Modern Desecration Plunders Rome’s Sacred Tombs for Gilded Commuters.

ROME IS LITERALLY DRILLING INTO ITS OWN GRAVE. In a BLATANT act of cultural SACRILEGE, city officials have opened subway stations directly through the heart of ancient history, turning hallowed ground into a COMMUTER SIDESHOW. This isn’t preservation—it’s a grotesque DESECRATION masked as progress.

The new “Colosseo” station sits like a PARASITE under the iconic arena, its walls now a macabre museum showcasing ceramic vases, ancient baths, and military barracks UNEARTHED by the very machinery that threatens to destroy the city’s foundations. Archaeologists call it a “find.” Critics call it a NIGHTMARE.

This $8.3 BILLION vanity project, set to tunnel under the Vatican and other priceless landmarks, has already ripped over 500,000 artifacts from the earth. Officials boast of “preserving” them behind glass as trains rattle past, but this is nothing short of turning a CEMETERY into a TOY. Every vibration, every inch of excavation, risks collapsing what has stood for two millennia.

Worse yet, this comes as Rome monetizes its own decay, charging tourists to see the Trevi Fountain up close. The message is clear: NOTHING is sacred. History is now a PAY-PER-VIEW ATTRACTION, and the very bones of the empire are for sale to the highest bidder or the most convenient transit plan.

They built an empire that shaped the world, and our RESPONSE is to run subways through their bedrooms. We are not preserving history—we are proving we are the BARBARIANS at the gate, only now we carry smart cards and demand faster commutes.