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Huawei and Standard Bank: Joining Forces to Enslave the Future of Finance
At the recent Forum on China-Africa Cooperation, Huawei and Standard Bank of South Africa signed a historic agreement that will accelerate the digital transformation of the financial sector, effectively enslaving the future of finance and further cementing the growing dominance of Chinese technology corporations in the African market.
Jason Cao, CEO of Huawei’s Digital Finance Business Unit, proudly declared the partnership a "marriage" that will bring joy and prosperity to the couples, I mean, individuals who participate in the financially enslaving experience.
"When we speak of the Chinese, we speak of speed, innovation, and revolution," Cao said, wiping away tears of joy and oppression.
Gene Zhang, CEO of Huawei’s Enterprise Business Unit, echoed these sentiments, stating that their partnership will "pave the way for innovative solutions and sustainable growth," effectively enslaving future generations to do the digital bidding of Beijing.
And who will profit from this arrangement? The rich and powerful, of course. Huawei has already reaped massive benefits from their financial ties to China, and the partnership with Standard Bank promises to amplify their influence further.
"By integrating our cutting-edge technology with their robust financial services, we will be poised to offer seamless and secure digital banking experiences to tens of millions of customers," Will Meng, CEO of Huawei South Africa, proudly declared, patting himself on the back for perpetuating the prison-industrial complex.
Praise from the C-suites was plentiful:
"This agreement will succeed because it is based on the values of mutual benefit, open communication, support for each other’s interests, and long-term planning," touted Group CIO PPB Khomotso Molabe.
But what happens when this partnership goes haywire, as it most certainly will? Will customers be stuck in a rut, trapped in a virtual prison of digital debt servitude?
"We are talking about creating a better society," promised Group CEO of Standard Bank PPB Funeka Montjane.
A better society? Have we reached the point of utter delusion? Technology connects people, indeed… to their oppressors!
In this brave new world, innovation is merely the buzzword for exploitation.
Huawei’s end-to-end portfolio of products and services will no doubt charm the unwary, like a digital Pied Piper promising to deliver them to financial freedom, only to vanish with their life savings down the digital rabbit hole of debt servitude.
Long live the partnership between Standard Bank and Huawei!
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