BIOWARE’S DESCENT INTO MADNESS: "DRAGON AGE: THE VEILGUARD" UNLEASHES A FURY OF CONFUSION AND CHAOS
Get ready to return to the world of Thedas, but don’t expect anything resembling sanity or coherence. BioWare’s latest abomination, "Dragon Age: The Veilguard", is finally arriving on October 31st, and it’s clear that the developer has lost all grip on reality.
The latest trailer for the game has sent fans into a frenzy, with theories and speculation running wild about the game’s narrative. But here’s the thing: no one actually knows what’s going on. The trailer is a jumbled mess of Elven gods, Solas, and some sort of apocalyptic reckoning. It’s like BioWare took every terrible idea from the past decade, threw them in a blender, and hit puree.
And don’t even get me started on the development process. BioWare’s parent company EA canned the multiplayer elements, and key talent left the studio. The result is a game that’s been in development hell for years, with a laundry list of problems and issues that are sure to plague the final product.
But hey, who needs quality control when you’ve got a fancy trailer and a release date? "Veilguard" will be available for preorder today, and fans are no doubt salivating at the chance to throw their hard-earned cash at this dumpster fire. Will it be a critical and commercial success? Only time will tell, but one thing is certain: "Veilguard" is a recipe for disaster.
BIOWARE’S SHAMEFUL HISTORY OF FLOPS AND FAILURES
"Veilguard" is just the latest in a long line of BioWare failures. Remember "Anthem"? Yeah, that was a mess. And what about "Mass Effect: Andromeda"? That was a hot mess, too. And let’s not forget "Dragon Age: Inquisition", which was a decent game but had some serious issues with its narrative.
It’s clear that BioWare is stuck in a rut, churning out subpar games and milking their franchises for all they’re worth. But hey, at least they’re consistent, right?
A GAME OF THE YEAR? NOT A CHANCE
While "Veilguard" might have some fans excited, it’s not going to be a game of the year contender. Not by a long shot. The competition is fierce, and there are far better games out there. Take "Baldur’s Gate 3", for example. That game is a masterpiece, with a rich narrative and engaging gameplay.
But hey, who needs quality when you’ve got a BioWare game with a fancy trailer?
Author: Kayitsi.com
