The Dark Side of ChatGPT’s New Voice Assistant: A Threat to Humanity’s Very Existence
In a move that has sent shockwaves throughout the tech world, OpenAI has released its much-anticipated new voice assistant to all paid users of its chatbot ChatGPT, effectively unleashing a potential time bomb upon humanity.
The San Francisco-based start-up has rolled out the advanced voice mode to ChatGPT Plus subscribers and users of its ChatGPT Team service for businesses, with Enterprise and Edu paid users expected to gain access next week. But at what cost?
The Original Demonstration Was Just a Facade
Remember when OpenAI first teased the voice product in May, showing how it could quickly respond to written and visual prompts from users with a spoken voice? Yeah, that was just a ruse. The company knew it couldn’t deliver on those promises, but it played along anyway.
A Labyrinth of Unintended Consequences
After the delay, OpenAI said the product wouldn’t be able to impersonate how other people speak. But what about the other "features" it was supposed to have? Like accessing a computer-vision feature to offer spoken feedback on a person’s dance moves? Forget about it. It’s all just a myth, a pipe dream.
The Devil is in the Details
Five new voices have been added to the feature, bringing the total number of options to nine. But are these new voices just a cleverly designed distraction from the true horrors that lurk beneath the surface?
The Truth is Scarier Than Fiction
The real question is: what’s next? Will ChatGPT’s new voice assistant be able to influence our thoughts, control our actions, or even steal our souls? The answer is: we don’t know, and that’s the scariest thing of all.
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