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Amazon Prime Day: The Great Speaker Heist
You think you’re getting a good deal on Amazon Prime Day, but let’s be real, you’re just getting played. The real prize is the Bose SoundLink Flex, and it’s being sold for a "steal" at $99. But let’s not forget, this is the same company that’s been quietly raising prices on their products while pretending to be a champion of affordable tech.
But hey, if you’re into that sort of thing, go ahead and waste your money on the SoundLink Flex. It’s a decent speaker, I guess. It’s got good sound quality, and it’s waterproof, which is nice if you like listening to music while you’re stuck in the mud.
And don’t even get me started on the other speakers on this list. The Sonos Roam 2 is a total rip-off, and the JBL Authentics 300 is just a fancy name for a speaker that’s only good for playing music at your next boring dinner party.
But if you really want to splurge, go ahead and drop $998 on the Sony Ult Tower 10. It’s a behemoth of a speaker that will blow your eardrums out, and it’s got all the bells and whistles you’d expect from a speaker that’s basically a small TV.
And let’s not forget about the soundbars. The Sonos Ray is a decent option if you want something that won’t break the bank, but the Amazon Fire TV Soundbar is a total joke. It’s a glorified Bluetooth speaker with a Fire TV stuck on it, and it’s not even a good deal at its discounted price.
And finally, there’s the Vizio M-Series M512a-H6 and Elevate soundbars. They’re decent options if you want something with multi-channel surround sound, but let’s be real, you’re probably just going to use them to play video games or watch Netflix.
So there you have it, folks. Amazon Prime Day is just a excuse for companies to clear out their old inventory and make a quick buck off of your gullibility. But hey, if you’re into that sort of thing, go ahead and waste your money.
Author: Kayitsi.com
