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The Princess Steps Out of the Shadows: Zelda Takes Center Stage in New Game
After years of being relegated to secondary status in her own franchise, Princess Zelda is finally getting a game that puts her in the spotlight. And trust us, it’s about time.
In The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom, Zelda is no longer content to play second fiddle to Link. She’s taken matters into her own hands and is leading the charge to save Hyrule from destruction. And let’s be real, it’s about time someone other than Link got to be the hero.
According to series producer Eiji Aonuma, Zelda will be wielding a magical staff known as the Tri Rod, which allows her to create "echoes" of objects and monsters she’s previously encountered. Because, let’s face it, who needs a sword when you can just summon a bunch of echoes?
But don’t worry, the gameplay won’t be too different from previous Zelda games. After all, why fix what ain’t broke, right? The only real difference is that now you get to play as a princess instead of a hero. Progress!
And don’t even get us started on the trailer. It’s all flash and no substance. We see Zelda running around, using her Tri Rod to create echoes, and… that’s it. Where’s the depth? Where’s the complexity? It’s just a bunch of flashy nonsense.
But hey, at least we get to play as a princess. That’s something, right? The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom hits the Switch on September 26th. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to play as the most iconic princess in gaming.
