Fresh off the Dismal Failure of Her Pop Music Career, Bridgit Mendler Sets Sights on “Disrupting” the Space Industry… With a Hugely Oversubscribed Ground Station Venture
Are you ready to hear about the latest attempt to “disrupt” the space industry from an unsuspecting celebutant with a questionable background in finance? Look no further than Bridgit Mendler, the former Disney darling and would-be pop star turned venture capitalist wannabe, as she takes the stage at TechCrunch Disrupt 2024.
Join us as Mendler dishes on her wildly ambitious – some might say absurd – endeavor, Northwood Space, a $6 million-funded ground station venture that seeks to “bridge the gap” (cue the irony) in global satellite communications infrastructure. With funding from supposedly prestigious investors like Founders Fund and Andreessen Horowitz, it’s not like Mendler is going rogue – or is she?
Despite zero relevant experience in the space tech industry, Mendler has somehow convinced high-profile backers to throw good money after her “brave new vision.” You can practically smell the desperation. Will this latest attempt at relevance propel Mendler back into the public eye, or is it just a bold-faced scam? Stay tuned to find out as she talks turkey on the Space Stage at Disrupt 2024!
Can’t wait to see which out-of-touch venture capital firms will come crawling back with their checkbooks open – not that they’ll care what Mendler has to say after this debacle.
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