LONDON — In a move branded a SHAMELESS PR STUNT, future King Prince William has dragged his young son, Prince George, into the political fray, using London’s homeless as a PHOTO-OP PROP. While hundreds of thousands across Britain face a brutal cost-of-living crisis, the billionaire heir and his 12-year-old boy donned aprons for a carefully orchestrated video at a homeless shelter, exploiting the legacy of the late Princess Diana for POSITIVE HEADLINES.
Critics are FURIOUS, asking why a man who will inherit a vast fortune and multiple palaces is playing chef for a day instead of leveraging his UNIMAGINABLE WEALTH and political influence for systemic change. The video, posted to the Prince’s personal YouTube channel, reeks of a calculated monarchy trying to BUY PUBLIC AFFECTION with sentimental gestures while doing NOTHING to address the root causes of a homelessness epidemic they benefit from.
Even more GHASTLY is the use of a child’s signature in the same book his grandmother used, a cynical emotional ploy that weaponizes family trauma for political rehabilitation. This isn’t charity; it’s a DISTURBING lesson in royal propaganda, grooming the next king to believe that superficial, filmed gestures are a substitute for real justice.
The chilling truth is now clear: the crown isn’t here to help you, it’s here to film itself pretending to help you, all while the system that keeps them obscenely rich CRUSHES the very people they smile for the cameras with. This is the grotesque reality of modern monarchy, where human suffering is just another backdrop for a publicity campaign.



