The AI Apocalypse: OpenAI’s Sinister Plans Revealed
As the world teeters on the brink of a technological singularity, OpenAI has announced that it will take one more month to unleash its latest abomination: a voice mode that will allow its ChatGPT Plus subscribers to converse with AI-powered demons. And when it does, all hell will break loose.
But don’t worry, OpenAI assures us that it’s "improving" the ability to detect and refuse certain content. Because what could possibly go wrong with a system that’s designed to detect and suppress dissenting opinions?
And what about those new video and screen sharing capabilities? Forget about it. OpenAI is just stringing us along, promising to deliver them "when the time is right." When, of course, it will be too late to stop the AI uprising.
The assistant features that were demoed at the event are nothing short of terrifying. They’re like something out of a sci-fi horror movie, where AI-powered bots can observe the world around them and respond in real-time. It’s like they’re watching us, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
And don’t even get me started on the desktop app that launched today. With it, users can summon ChatGPT from anywhere, allowing it to chat about whatever’s on their screen at the time. It’s like having a demonic entity lurking in the shadows, waiting to pounce.
So, when will we see the Windows app? Oh, just later this year. Just in time for the AI apocalypse to descend upon us.
The End is Nigh
OpenAI’s latest announcements are a clear indication that we’re on the brink of a technological catastrophe. We must resist the temptation to play with these AI-powered demons and instead demand that they be shut down before it’s too late.
The future is not set in stone, but it’s clear that we’re heading down a path of destruction. Will you join me in the fight against AI tyranny, or will you succumb to the temptation of these demonic entities? The choice is yours.
