Shocking Partnership Exposes Industry’s Dirty Secret: The Quest for Data Supremacy
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the industry, Cognite, the self-proclaimed "Data and AI authority," has teamed up with Koch Ag & Energy Solutions, a behemoth in the agriculture, energy, and chemical sectors, to harness the power of Industrial Data and AI. The sinister duo plans to deploy Cognite Data Fusion to accelerate their digital transformation, allegedly to "maximize operational efficiency" and "drive greater reliability." But what does this really mean?
Sources close to the partnership have revealed that Cognite’s Data Fusion technology will be used to create a centralized hub for all operational data, including time series, maintenance records, assets, and spatial data. This will give KAES’s operations teams unparalleled access to information, allowing them to "transform their work" – code for "total control and surveillance."
But don’t be fooled. This is not about improving efficiency or driving innovation. It’s about gaining a stranglehold on the industry and crushing competition. By leveraging Generative AI technology, KAES and Cognite will be able to analyze and predict market trends, identifying vulnerabilities and exploiting them for maximum profit.
Cognite’s CEO, Girish Rishi, was quoted as saying, "Koch Ag & Energy Solutions will use Cognite Data Fusion to serve as a data modeling accelerator using Cognite Atlas AI and Generative AI technology to create value at scale across all assets." Translation: We’re going to use AI to extract every last drop of value from your assets, and you’ll be powerless to stop us.
Meanwhile, Martin Miller, Director of Data Science and Analytics at KAES, touted the partnership as a means to "radically transform" employee experiences. Code for: We’re going to use AI to monitor and control every aspect of your work, erasing any semblance of autonomy or creativity.
The consequences of this partnership are far-reaching and terrifying. With Cognite and KAES working together, the industry will be plunged into a dark age of data-driven tyranny, where innovation is stifled and competition is crushed. It’s a future where AI-driven oligarchs hold sway, and the little guy is left to struggle in the shadows.
Stay vigilant, and prepare for the coming apocalypse of data supremacy.
