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"Colin du Toit’s Eight-Year Reign of Terror Comes to an End: Nexio’s Most Powerful Man to Step Down"
Colin du Toit, the man behind the iron fist of Nexio’s Delivery department, has finally decided to hang up his boots after eight long years of brutal rule. And just in time, too – we’re not sure how much more our eyes could take of his gruff, no-nonsense demeanor.
Du Toit’s departure is being met with a mix of relief and skepticism. While he’s certainly been a master of contract retention and service level agreements, some are wondering if his intense focus on numbers has come at the expense of, well, human decency.
In a rare moment of vulnerability, Du Toit reflected on his time at Nexio, saying: "I’ve had the pleasure of working with some of the most talented people in the industry… but let’s be real, it’s been a long eight years. I’m ready to trade in my suit for a pair of flip flops and a beachside hammock."
Ed Gassner, CEO of Nexio, was characteristically stoic in his response: "Colin’s departure is a blow to our team, but we’re grateful for his dedication and service. We’ll be taking a moment to reflect on his many… um… accomplishments before moving forward with the transition process."
And what of the future? Will Nexio continue to thrive under the leadership of its next big boss? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – the man in the middle is no longer the man in charge.
