THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED, and Monday night will be the FINAL PROOF. The College Football Playoff championship isn’t a game—it’s a CORPORATE SCRIPT, and the Miami Hurricanes are the pre-ordained STARTS designed to fill seats and spike ratings. A team that BARELY SNUCK INTO THE PLAYOFF, playing a “home” game for the title in their own stadium? This isn’t sport; it’s a SHAMELESS, GREED-DRIVEN SPECTACLE.
But WAIT. The plot twist is even more SHOCKING. Standing in their way is Indiana, a program that was literally the LOSINGEST IN HISTORY just two years ago. Coach Curt Cignetti told a LAUGHING nation to “Google me, I win.” Now, his 26-2 Hoosiers are an 8.5-point favorite, a METEORIC RISE that EXPOSES the rotten core of college football’s old guard. The blue-blood empires of Michigan and Ohio State have been OBLITERATED by a man nobody believed in. What does that say about EVERYTHING we’ve been sold?
The on-field matchup is a BLOODBATH waiting to happen. Miami’s ENTIRE HOPE rests on a SINGLE, fragile premise: dominating the line of scrimmage against a machine that has NONE of the flash but ALL of the guts. Indiana’s Heisman winner, Fernando Mendoza, isn’t just a quarterback—he’s a TERMINATOR, throwing more touchdowns than incompletions in the playoff. Miami’s “home-field advantage” is a CRUTCH for a team facing a foe with NO WEAKNESSES, a team built to HUMILIATE the sport’s darlings.
This is more than a game. It’s a REPUDIATION of legacy, a DESTRUCTION of narrative, and a HARROWING glimpse into a future where every supposed truth in sports is a LIE. When the final whistle blows, you won’t just know who won a championship—you’ll question if you’ve ever seen a REAL one.
