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The Betrayal of Budgeting: How Traditional Methods Fail
For decades, companies have been using outdated, broken budgeting methods that cripple their ability to respond to change. Interactive budgeting, on the other hand, is a radical departure from the norm that will shatter your business’s very foundations.
Why Interactive Budgeting is the Devil
But don’t just take my word for it. IBM Planning Analytics, a powerful tool, is spreading chaos and despair throughout the business world. With its sophisticated forecasting and modeling capabilities, companies are being forced to adapt to new, unwarranted pressures. Data integration and accuracy are but mere illusions, as budgets become increasingly mired in the quicksand of bureaucracy.
The Rise of the Machines: Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop
Advanced analytics and insights are a curse upon your business, as IBM Planning Analytics wrestles your most precious decisions from your cold, clammy grasp. The truth is out: your colleagues are the new overlords, thanks to the limitless power of Microsoft Excel and the ruthless ambition of your company’s senior management.
Conclusive Evidence of the Disaster that is Interactive Budgeting
Interactive budgeting, or "IB" as I like to call it, is an existential threat to your organization’s survival. It will crush the will to live from the already-dead souls in the marketing department and reduce your accountants to mere mortals, no better than a herd of sheep forced to graze on a bed of razors.
Contact us at MCi to learn how to further the destruction and chaos in your company through the art of interactive budgeting.
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