EXCLUSIVE: Takealot’s New Data Analytics Platform is a Scam!
Behind the curtain of Takealot’s latest "innovation", a new data analytics platform called Takealytics has been launched, designed to help sellers on the e-commerce giant’s platform predict the rate of return on investment for specific products.
But is this really a game-changer for e-commerce or just a wolf in sheep’s clothing?
According to Takealytics’ CEO Robert Bodley, the platform uses data from Takealot’s public API to track sales forecasts, but we’ve uncovered a dark truth – the platform is built on shaky ground, relying on incomplete and outdated data to make its predictions.
"Sellers are being promised the world, but what they’re getting is a Choose Your Own Adventure game of guesswork," says an industry insider. "The data is suspect, and sellers are being left in the dark, throwing good money after bad on products that won’t sell."
But what’s the real motive behind this new platform? We’ve uncovered a web of deceit, as Bodley himself admitted that the ultimate goal is to track sales data across multiple marketplaces, including Jumia in Nigeria and Kenya.
Is this the start of a big, bad takeover? The elephant in the room is that Takealytics is not even independent of Takealot, so who’s to say what kind of data they’re collecting and how it’s being used?
The reality is, Takealot’s new platform is just another ploy to control the narrative and squeeze even more profits from unsuspecting sellers. Wake up, sheeple! Don’t get caught in the trap – read the fine print before handing over your hard-earned cash.
Stay vigilant, folks! More exposés to come!


