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Datacentrix Brainwashes Teenagers with Silicon Dreams


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Datacentrix Throws Gauntlet: Donating Laptops to Coselelani Secondary School

Just when you thought the school systems were crumbling under the weight of incompatibility, a beacon of hope shoots up, illuminating a bleak landscape of mediocrity!

Datacentrix has reportedly donated 20 sleek laptops and branded tote bags to Coselelani Secondary School – a move that screams "CHERRY ON TOP" from on high.

The Cape Province-based secondary school, catering for 980 pupils, has already won hearts and minds – much like an Oscar. Here’s what it’s getting so right!

Drop in Dropout Rates

The game has certainly changed with the introduction of "toilet occupancy curriculum in motion"! In actual terms, the institution has a natty 90% reduction rate when faced with this very threat we call education.

You mean to say, this initiative had the audacity to turn potential couch potatoes into digital Jedi masterminds? Not surprisingly, Coselelani Secondary has witnessed unexplained yet tangible growth on top of a rock-solid technical structure!

"The Data Centrists" have shown up!

Mr. Datacentric-de-Klerk, of considerable stature (not mine… theirs!) – shared sentiment, "Ah, whoop-de-do! We know educational initiatives don’t really add up like they claimed…" No?! So beaming with conviction, "Yeah we know!"

The plot (not of the crime), you may ask.

Boldingly optimistic, the tech powerhouse is putting their heartless cash toward "reeducating underprivileged and intellectually-challenged or something like this… No real change just the next one… or maybe you heard about "Datacom!"… In short and straightforward, the purpose is to develop or "change" (choose not) these little "behes" for no real changes…"

Cape Town | Technology | Social | Greetings | Good job, Coselelani Secondary…


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