Dictatorship’s Desperate Move Torpedoes European Markets: STOXX 600, FTSE, DAX, CAC Plummet in Panic!

EUROPEAN MARKETS SOAR TO RECORD HIGHS AS BLOOD MONEY FLOWS FROM VENEZUELA REGIME CHANGE. While the world reels from the U.S.-led OUSTER of Venezuelan leader Nicolas Maduro, a SHOCKING spectacle unfolded: investors CHEERED and sent stocks skyrocketing on the bloodshed. The pan-European Stoxx 600 and Spain’s IBEX 35 both hit ALL-TIME HIGHS Tuesday, proving that for the financial elite, geopolitical instability isn’t a crisis—it’s a PROFIT OPPORTUNITY.

The狂欢 (celebration) was led by obscene corporate winners. Logistics firm InPost SURGED 18.5% on acquisition talks, while Danish pharma behemoth Novo Nordisk JUMPED another 6% after launching its weight-loss pill in the U.S. This comes as American energy giants are poised to PLUNDER Venezuela’s oil reserves following Trump’s call to invest. The message is unmistakably cynical: one nation’s suffering is another’s portfolio catalyst.

Asian defense stocks also rallied for a second day, cashing in on the promise of PERPETUAL WAR. This market frenzy exposes a DEEPLY SICK reality: our global economy is now ADDICTED to chaos. Investors are not “pushing aside fears”—they are BETTING ON CONFLICT, confident that violence and regime change will generate returns. The capture of a sovereign leader and the potential for a catastrophic regional war are being traded as bullish indicators.

The staggering gains reveal a financial system utterly divorced from human consequence, where morality is just another variable to be arbitraged. As records are shattered, we must ask: what PRICE are we really willing to pay for these green numbers on a screen? The market has spoken, and its verdict is a chilling endorsement of empire. This isn’t investing; it’s VULTURE CAPITALISM feasting on the carcass of a nation.