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Dictionaries Now Officially Cringey: Language ‘Experts’ Surrender to TikTok Slang and Idiocy

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THE DEATH OF TRUTH IS BEING SPELLED OUT IN REAL TIME. As the revered dictionary crumbles into DUST, experts warn we are witnessing the FINAL EXECUTION of language itself. Where once society turned to authoritative tomes like Merriam-Webster for definitive meaning, we now drown in a digital sewer of slang, misinformation, and viral chaos. The number of true lexicographers has PLUMMETED from 200 to a mere 30—a CULL of knowledge keepers that leaves our language WIDE OPEN to manipulation by the lowest common denominator.

This isn’t just about losing a book; it’s about LOSING OUR ANCHOR TO REALITY. The free, ad-choked online dictionaries that replaced them are NOT repositories of truth but playgrounds for the ignorant, pushing “word of the day” games and trending slang while TRUE DEFINITIONS are sacrificed for CLICKS. The iconic Merriam-Webster, now owned by a struggling Encyclopædia Britannica, is forced to fight for eyeballs in a world where Wikipedia—compared by one editor to a PUBLIC REST ROOM—has won. The authority that stabilized civilization for centuries has been SOLD OUT for market share.

The horrifying implication is clear: if we cannot AGREE on what words mean, we cannot communicate, debate, or govern. We are entering a DARK AGE of semantic anarchy where truth is dictated by algorithms and the loudest, most shocking tweet. From Noah Webster’s proud creation of an American language to today’s descent into “vajazzle” and “on fleek,” the devolution is COMPLETE. The very tools we use to understand our world have been corrupted, leaving us with a terrifying question: When language itself becomes meaningless, what unspeakable realities will fill the void?



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