“Disturbing Final Act: Donald and Melania Hijack Holiday Spirit, Push ‘Clean’ Coal in Twisted NORAD Stunt”

In a CHILLING display of political indoctrination, former President Donald Trump HIJACKED a sacred children’s Christmas tradition, using the NORAD Santa tracker hotline to PUSH his agenda on unsuspecting kids and CELEBRATE “clean, beautiful coal.”

From his Mar-a-Lago estate, Trump and Melania fielded calls, but the festive event took a DARK turn when Trump began LABELING children. To one child asking for a Kindle, he declared, “You must be a high-IQ person. We need more high-IQ people in the country”—a statement experts warn promotes a DANGEROUS and divisive hierarchy among MINORS.

The MOST SHOCKING moment came when a child nervously stated they did not want coal for Christmas. Trump LAUNCHED into a bizarre, on-brand correction, demanding the child call it “clean, beautiful coal” and insisting, “Please remember that at all costs.” Critics are FURIOUS, accusing the former president of using Santa calls to gaslight children and whitewash the fossil fuel industry’s environmental record.

But the madness didn’t stop there. In a call with an Oklahoma child, Trump BLATANTLY tied Santa’s affection to his own political gains, stating, “Santa loves Oklahoma like I do. You know, Oklahoma was very good to me in the election.” He then veered into paranoid territory, boasting that NORAD tracks Santa to ensure “we’re not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa.”

This wasn’t a merry Christmas call—it was a calculated, disturbing rehearsal of power, proving that for some, no childhood innocence is off-limits for propaganda.