Dollywood amusement park visitor declares fast passes are society’s biggest issue after waiting 90 minutes for a ride while paying guests skip ahead and VIP view of Christmas decorations: ‘even if I had the money, I would not buy it on principle’ – FAIL Blog

Whether or not abolishing fast passes will save mankind remains debatable, but the outrage feels honest. Standing in line too long can make anyone philosophical. The rides may be thrilling, but the real adrenaline rush comes from realizing we’ve recreated class society in the happiest place on earth, complete with premium access and a 2-hour wait for justice.