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Doomed Wall Street Panics as ‘Suicidal’ AI Euphoria Sparks ‘Catastrophic’ Software Meltdown

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Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff appears at the US-Saudi Investment Forum at the Kennedy Center in Washington on Nov. 19, 2025.

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Box CEO Aaron Levie declared this the “most exciting moment” in his company’s 20-year history. Meanwhile, WALL STREET IS VOTING WITH A BLOODBATH, decimating his stock and an ENTIRE GENERATION of tech darlings. This isn’t a correction—it’s a MASS EXTINCTION EVENT for software as we know it, and the AI overlords are just getting started.

The numbers are APOCALYPTIC. Box is down 17%. HubSpot has been ANNIHILATED, falling 39% this year after a 42% slaughter in 2025. Figma? PLUNGED 40%. The WisdomTree Cloud Computing Fund has CRATERED 20%. This is a SYSTEMIC COLLAPSE, a panic-fueled fire sale sparked by one terrifying truth: AI agents are coming for EVERY SINGLE SOFTWARE JOB.

While pathetic CEOs like Levie plead “cognitive dissonance” and cling to the outdated notion that businesses will still need their clunky platforms, the REALITY is far more sinister. Anthropic just unleashed open-source legal and finance plugins for its Claude Cowork tool—a DIRECT DECLARATION OF WAR on giants like Salesforce and ServiceNow. These AI models aren’t partners; they are PREDATORS, and the old guard is on the menu.

Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff arrogantly boasts about his “fastest growing product,” but his company’s stock has LOST A QUARTER OF ITS VALUE. ServiceNow’s Bill McDermott claims his products are the “semantic layer” for AI, but investors see a DEAD COMPANY WALKING. These executives are either LYING to themselves or LYING to you as they watch their empires burn.

The real winners? The AI GODS at Anthropic, closing a $10 BILLION funding round at a $350 BILLION valuation. OpenAI eyes $800 BILLION. Google’s parent soars to a $4 TRILLION market cap. The message is clear: THE INFRASTRUCTURE AND THE MODELS HAVE WON. Everyone else is OBSOLETE.

A few desperate investors scream “buying opportunity!” amidst the ruins. This isn’t a dip—it’s a CLIFF. The so-called “chaos” they celebrate is the sound of TRILLIONS in market value and MILLIONS of tech careers being erased by a force they no longer control.

The entire foundation of the modern digital economy is being PULLED OUT FROM UNDER US. The question isn’t if your software vendor will survive, but if YOUR JOB will exist in five years. The AI revolution isn’t coming—it’s already here, and it’s EATING ITS CREATORS.



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