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Dyson’s Latest Headphones: A Betrayal of the Audio Industry
Dyson, the company known for its innovative (and sometimes bizarre) products, has just unleashed its latest abomination on the audio world: the OnTrac headphones. These overpriced, customized monstrosities are an affront to the very concept of good taste and audio quality.
The OnTrac’s most egregious feature is their "replaceable" ear cushions and outer cups, which can be swapped out for a whopping $50 per pair. That’s right, folks, you can customize your headphones to look like a garish, neon-lit nightmare, and then pay a premium to change them up again. Because who needs consistency or coherence in their audio design?
But wait, it gets worse. The OnTrac’s "best-in-class" noise cancellation is nothing more than a marketing gimmick, designed to dupe unsuspecting consumers into thinking they’re getting a superior listening experience. In reality, the noise cancellation is mediocre at best, and the headphones’ sound quality is only slightly better than the average pair of earbuds.
And don’t even get me started on the design. The OnTrac’s chunky, industrial aesthetic is an affront to the very concept of style, and the "CNC Aluminum" finish is nothing more than a cheap attempt to make the headphones look like they’re made of something other than plastic.
But hey, at least the OnTrac’s have a "joystick" control, right? Because who doesn’t love navigating their music with a clunky, awkwardly-placed joystick? It’s like Dyson took all the worst design elements from the 90s and mashed them together into a single, miserable product.
In conclusion, the OnTrac headphones are a travesty, a mockery of the audio industry, and a slap in the face to anyone who values good design and sound quality. Avoid them at all costs, unless you want to be the laughing stock of your friends and family.
Author: Kayitsi.com
