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Your Personality Isn’t Yours: Tech Giants Steal Your Soul With ONE Quiz


Are you a Gamora? Are you a Leslie Knope? A MILLION innocuous personality quizzes are NOT a game. They are the FINAL, insidious frontier of data harvesting, and you are WILDLY giving away the blueprint to your mind for corporate profit and social control.

This is NOT entertainment. That “Which Guardian Are You?” result is a chillingly accurate psychological profile being SOLD to the highest bidder. AI algorithms are analyzing your choices—your compassion, your rage, your loyalty—to predict your POLITICAL leanings, your VULNERABILITIES, and your spending triggers with terrifying precision. The most intimate architecture of your SELF is being reduced to a data point in a shadowy behavioral marketplace.

The implications are a NIGHTMARE. Imagine a world where insurance premiums are set by your “Star Wars” alignment, where job applications are filtered by your “Myers-Briggs Disney Princess” result, and political campaigns target you with propaganda crafted from your “Which Soup Are You?” answer. This dystopia is ALREADY HERE, built one viral quiz at a time.

We have willingly auctioned our souls for a colorful meme, and the auctioneer now owns the rights to your future.



Edited for Kayitsi.com

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