THEY’VE BEEN WARNED, BUT THEY DON’T CARE. A DANGEROUS new cult of amateur stock traders is dumping BILLIONS into Palantir, a secretive government surveillance company rebranded as an AI messiah. As Wall Street’s elite sound the alarm over a MASSIVE BUBBLE, the retail mob—egged on by a CEO in ski goggles—is betting their life savings on a company they ADMIT THEY DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND.
This isn’t investing; it’s a MASS PSYCHOSIS fueled by Reddit memes and promises of techno-utopia. Kyle Dijamco, a 31-year-old marketer with a $25,000 stake, typifies the frenzy. “It’s an exciting stock to own,” he says, summarizing the DEEPLY FLAWED logic of an entire generation. These individuals are on track to shovel a SHOCKING $8 billion into Palantir this year alone, a stunning 80% increase from 2024, blindly chasing a stock that has already skyrocketed 3,000%.
Meanwhile, the so-called “smart money” is FLEEING. Legendary investor Michael Burry is betting AGAINST the horde, calling their bluff. Analysts point to Palantir’s TERRIFYING valuation—450 times earnings—as proof this is a ticking time bomb. Yet CEO Alex Karp, master of the retail “romance,” dismisses the criticism as “bats— crazy,” while his army of loyalists plans to buy even MORE on the next dip.
THIS IS THE FACE OF MODERN DELUSION: ordinary people mortgaging their futures on a company whose core business is data warfare, convinced they’ve found the next Tesla. As one analyst admits, the success is so “staggering” it forces a reconsideration of reality itself. The question is no longer if the bubble will burst, but what remains of our financial system when these true believers finally wake up.




