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MUSK’S X-TRA SPECIAL INTERVIEW WITH TRUMP CRASHES AND BURNS… AGAIN
In a stunning display of incompetence, Elon Musk’s latest attempt to host a "conversation" with former President Donald Trump ended in catastrophic failure. The much-hyped interview on X Spaces began a whopping 42 minutes late, and for the first 30 minutes, listeners were subjected to a maddening loop of lo-fi techno music courtesy of Trump’s account.
DDOS? WHO NEEDS DDOS WHEN YOU’VE GOT ELON MUSK?
But don’t worry, Musk had a perfectly plausible explanation for the delay: a "massive" DDOS attack, of course! Or did he? According to sources at X, there was no such attack, and Musk was simply trying to cover up his own incompetence. Yeah, because nothing says "convincing" like a billionaire tech mogul claiming to be the victim of a cyberattack.
THE REST OF X IS WORKING FINE, THANKS FOR ASKING
Meanwhile, the rest of the X platform seemed to be functioning just fine, with users able to access their Spaces and engage in lively discussions (or not). But hey, why let a little thing like facts get in the way of a good conspiracy theory?
MUSK’S X-FACTOR: LIES, DELAYS, AND… 915,000 LISTENERS?
But don’t worry, folks! Musk had some impressive stats to share: 915,000 people tuned in to the interview at its peak! Too bad it took 42 minutes to get started, but hey, that’s just a minor detail.
MUSK’S PARTING SHOT: THE PEOPLE DON’T WANT TO HEAR TRUMP’S OPINIONS… OR DO THEY?
In his parting shot, Musk claimed that the massive attack was proof of the "opposition" to Trump’s opinions. But was he just trying to spin a bad situation into a narrative that would excuse his own failures? Only Musk knows the answer to that question…
Author: Kayitsi.com
