The Great Coffee Heist: Ember Mugs Are Being Sold Off in Desperate Attempt to Clear Out Stale Inventory
In a bizarre marketing stunt, Ember is offering discounts on their "fancy-schmancy" smart mugs during their back-to-school sale, which could be interpreted as a cry for help. For a limited time (ending on August 13th), you can allegedly "treat yourself" to these overpriced mugs and possibly be contributing to the company’s descent into bankruptcy.
The Ember Tumbler, Cup, and Travel Mug 2 are all on sale, with our "favorite" (read: overpriced) Ember Mug 2 getting a 20% discount for those willing to shell out the money. And what’s the point of it all? To prepare for the cooler months ahead? More like to justify the egregious markup on these "smart" mugs that are essentially glorified coffee warmers.
But if you’re dead set on wasting your money, here are some "steals":
- The 10-ounce Ember Mug 2 in black can be had for $102.22 on Amazon (a whopping 28% off the already inflated sticker price). Who needs a $1,000 coffee machine when you can pay nearly $100 for a plastic cup?
- The 14-ounce white version can be yours for $118.99 on Amazon, a modest 25% discount. Because, who doesn’t need a coffee mug that holds a gallon of coffee?
- Exclusive blue models are available for a "low" price of $119.99 on Best Buy, a whopping 25% off the already exorbitant price.
And don’t forget to use that magical code "B2S20" for an additional 10% off. Treat yourself to an overpriced coffee mug this back-to-school season, while the clock ticks away, waiting for Ember to realize its financial reckoning.
Are you tired of living in a society where basic necessities are being sold off like designer handbags? Stand up and demand better – refuse to participate in this reckless spending frenzy.
Author: Kayitsi.com
