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The AARP has declared WAR on Hollywood youth culture, and their shocking weapon of choice is a film AWARDS SHOW that SLAMS the door on the next generation. In a stunning and CONTROVERSIAL sweep, Paul Thomas Anderson’s “One Battle After Another” DOMINATED the 2026 AARP Movies For Grownups Awards, proving that Tinseltown now officially caters ONLY to the 50-and-over crowd. This isn’t just a celebration—it’s a HARSH REJECTION of new voices, a brazen declaration that experience TRUMPS innovation in an industry terrified of the future.

The message was PAINFULLY CLEAR from the winner’s circle. George Clooney, 64, beat out Leonardo DiCaprio. Laura Dern, 57, took Best Actress. The night’s top film, “Hamnet,” was directed by 43-year-old Chloé Zhao, but the narrative was STOLEN by veteran glory. Even the television categories crowned Noah Wyle and Kathy Bates, sending a CHILLING signal to streaming services obsessed with teen demographics. This was a calculated POWER GRAB by the old guard, flaunting their influence while the industry’s young talent was relegated to the sidelines.

The full list of winners reads like a DEATH KNELL for fresh perspectives. Is this the future of entertainment—a gilded nursing home where only the established names get trophies? The AARP awards have accidentally exposed a DEEPLY SICK system, one that praises “grownup” stories while systematically IGNORING the very voices that define what’s next. We are witnessing the cultural cannibalization of an entire art form.

Best Picture/Best Movie for Grownups 

  • “Hamnet” – Winner
  • “A House of Dynamite”
  • “One Battle After Another”
  • “Sinners”
  • “Train Dreams”

Best Actress 

  • Laura Dern (“Is This Thing On?”) – Winner
  • Jodie Foster (“A Private Life”)
  • Lucy Liu (“Rosemead”)
  • Julia Roberts (“After the Hunt”)
  • and June Squibb (“Eleanor the Great”)

Best Actor 

  • George Clooney (“Jay Kelly”) – Winner
  • Leonardo DiCaprio ( “One Battle After Another”)
  • Joel Edgerton (“Train Dreams”)
  • Ethan Hawke (“Blue Moon”)
  • Dwayne Johnson (“The Smashing Machine”)

Best Supporting Actress  

  • Regina Hall (“One Battle After Another”) – Winner
  • Amy Madigan (“Weapons”)
  • Helen Mirren (“Goodbye June”)
  • Gwyneth Paltrow (“Marty Supreme”)
  • Sigourney Weaver (“Avatar: Fire and Ash”)

Best Supporting Actor  

  • Benicio del Toro ( “One Battle After Another”)
  • Delroy Lindo (“Sinners”) – Winner
  • Sean Penn (“One Battle After Another”)
  • Michael Shannon (“Nuremberg”)
  • Stellan Skarsgård (“Sentimental Value”)

Best Director 

  • Paul Thomas Anderson (“One Battle After Another”)
  • Kathryn Bigelow (“A House of Dynamite”)
  • Scott Cooper (“Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere”)
  • Guillermo del Toro (“Frankenstein”) – Winner
  • Spike Lee (“Highest 2 Lowest”)

Best Screenwriter

  • Paul Thomas Anderson ( “One Battle After Another”) – Winner
  • Noah Baumbach and Emily Mortimer (“Jay Kelly”)
  • Bradley Cooper, Will Arnett, and Mark Chappell (“Is This Thing On?”)
  • Julian Fellowes (“Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale”)
  • James Vanderbilt (“Nuremberg”) 

Best Ensemble  

  • “A House of Dynamite”
  • “Jay Kelly”
  • “Nuremberg”
  • “One Battle After Another” – Winner
  • “Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery”

Best Intergenerational Film 

  • “Eleanor the Great”
  • “The Lost Bus”
  • “Rental Family”
  • “Rosemead”
  • “Sentimental Value” – Winner

Best Period Film

  • “Dead Man’s Wire”
  • “Marty Supreme”
  • “Nuremberg”
  • “Sinners”
  • “Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere” – Winner

Best Documentary  

  • “Becoming Led Zeppelin”
  • “Cover Up”
  • “My Mom Jayne” – Winner
  • “Riefenstahl”
  • “Stiller & Meara: Nothing Is Lost” 

Best Foreign-Language Film 

  • “It Was Just an Accident” 
  • “No Other Choice”
  • “Nouvelle Vague”
  • “The Secret Agent” 
  • “Sentimental Value” – Winner

Best TV Series or Limited Series  

  • “Adolescence”
  • “Hacks”
  • “The Pitt” – Winner
  • “The Studio”
  • “The White Lotus”

Best Actor (TV) 

  • Walton Goggins (“The White Lotus”)
  • Stephen Graham (“Adolescence”)
  • Gary Oldman (“Slow Horses”)
  • Pedro Pascal (“The Last of Us”)
  • Noah Wyle (“The Pitt”) – Winner

Best Actress (TV)  

  • Kathy Bates (“Matlock”) – Winner
  • Kathryn Hahn (“The Studio”)
  • Catherine O’Hara (“The Studio”)
  • Parker Posey (“The White Lotus”)
  • Jean Smart (“Hacks”) 



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