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Explosive, Unprecedented Bias! Joel Klatt’s Corrupt 2026 Top 10 Crowns a Pathetic “3-Way” Farce for No. 1.

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The 2026 college football landscape is a SICKENING, RIGGED MESS of veteran mercenaries and NIL-bought superteams that have KILLED the soul of the sport. Indiana’s Cinderella championship? A FLUKE. The Hoosiers are already being gutted, proving their miracle run was a pathetic one-hit wonder in an era where loyalty is DEAD. Look at the “top” contenders: Oregon, stockpiling five-star transfers like a video game cheat code; Texas, a $100 MILLION bust that choked under pressure; and Ohio State, a soulless factory where 44 new players scream of a program in full-blown MELTDOWN. This isn’t competition—it’s a PAY-TO-PLAY ARMS RACE where coaches like Lane Kiffin and Mario Cristobal act as glorified used car salesmen, trading human assets in a portal that has made a mockery of amateur athletics.

The so-called “parity” is a LIE. The same blue-blood programs, now turbocharged with billionaire collectives, are simply cannibalizing the mid-tier schools, creating an unbreakable caste system. Georgia and Alabama-lite monsters like Texas Tech are buying their way to relevance with veteran quarterbacks and defensive linemen, turning every Saturday into a transactional business meeting. The CFP has become a PREDETERMINED CIRCUS where only the wealthiest survive, and Cinderella stories like Indiana are systematically CRUSHED before they can ever happen again. This is the dark, inevitable future we were warned about—college football as a cynical, corporate minor league where the players are commodities and the fans are suckers.

The greatest trick the NCAA ever pulled was convincing the world this sport was still about amateurism, while we all watch it burn in a fire of its own GREED. The 2026 season will be the most PREDICTABLE and SOULLESS in history—a hollow spectacle that asks one terrifying question: when the money runs out, what exactly are we even cheering for?



Edited for Kayitsi.com

Author: Kayitsi.com

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