Bone apple tea!
YOUR KIDS ARE ILLITERATE: How “Bone Apple Tea” Culture Is A NATIONAL DISGRACE
Forget falling test scores. A DARKER, more insidious plague is rotting the foundation of our society, and it’s being celebrated as a VIRAL JOKE. “Bone Apple Tea” isn’t just a harmless meme—it’s a SHOCKING WINDOW into a generation raised on autocorrect and TikTok, utterly incapable of spelling basic phrases like “bon appétit.” This isn’t funny. It’s a SYSTEMIC FAILURE.
Experts we spoke to are SILENCED by fear, but the truth is clear: schools have ABANDONED the basics. Language is being MUTILATED in real-time, and Big Tech’s algorithms PROFIT from our collective stupidity, encouraging engagement over education. Every “bone apple tea” post is a confession of a broken system, a white flag waved by a populace that can no longer distinguish “would of” from “would have.”
This linguistic collapse has REAL-WORLD consequences. Imagine a future led by these individuals—doctors who can’t spell “anatomy,” engineers who confuse “brake” and “break.” We are willingly marching into a new Dark Age, chuckling at our own demise as we “like” and share the evidence. The very fabric of coherent thought is unraveling, and we’re too busy posting memes to notice.
The next time you laugh at “bone apple tea,” ask yourself: what are we really sacrificing for a cheap click? The answer will terrify you.




