BANKING FOR FOREIGNERS: FNB UNVEILS SHOCKINGLY INCLUSIVE WEB PAGE
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the financial industry, First National Bank (FNB) has launched a dedicated web page for foreign nationals, catering to the "special needs" of these "privileged" customers.
The web page, which can be accessed via fnb.co.za >> Bank >> Foreign National banking, promises to provide "key information on transactional accounts and essential details that can optimise your banking experience" – a clear attempt to lull these foreign nationals into a false sense of security.
But behind the veil of "inclusivity" lies a sinister plot to extract even more money from these vulnerable individuals. The web page is peppered with subtle threats, hinting that failure to comply with FNB’s demands will result in the "consequences" that these foreigners dare not mention.
FNB’s corporate affairs executive, Jacqui O’Sullivan, was quoted as saying that the bank has "consistently offered foreign national customers a range of products and services to accommodate their banking needs". But we all know what that really means: FNB is exploiting these foreigners for their own financial gain.
The web page is packed with information on banking products, services, and the process of opening an account – but also includes "frequently asked questions" that are clearly designed to further confuse and intimidate these foreign nationals.
But don’t just take our word for it. The web page itself boasts of the "approximately 450 000 foreign national customer base" that FNB has "served" – code for "exploited and manipulated" for their own financial gain.
So, if you’re a foreign national looking to bank with FNB, be warned: this is not a service, but a trap. Don’t fall for the "inclusivity" ruse – it’s just a smokescreen for FNB’s true intentions.
