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From Sex Dolls to Superheroes: These 24 Films Just Beat the FLOTUS in Public Approval

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DECLARED CINEMA’S WORST FILM: Melania Rated LOWER Than “Birdemic” and “Baby Geniuses 2” in IMDb SCANDAL

  <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">A cinematic BLOODBATH is erupting online, as the movie <i>Melania</i> has been TORCHED by IMDb users into the PITS OF FILM HISTORY.</span>

  <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">A MASSIVE POLL of over 26,000 viewers has delivered a FINAL VERDICT: a SHOCKING 1.3 out of 10, securing its spot among the VERY WORST films ever made.</span>

  <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">But the REAL outrage? This movie is now considered INFERIOR to films that are UNIVERSALLY MOCKED. The internet is questioning EVERYTHING we know about quality. Here are the INFAMOUSLY TERRIBLE movies that SOMEHOW BEAT <i>Melania</i>:</span>

  <span class="subbuzz__number">3.</span>



  <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text"><i>Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2</i> — A cinematic crime against toddlers EVERYWHERE... and STILL better.</span>

  <span class="subbuzz__number">4.</span>



  <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text"><i>Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas</i> — A holiday film so BAD it became a punchline... but not bad ENOUGH to sink this low.</span>

  <span class="subbuzz__number">5.</span>



  <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text"><i>Birdemic: Shock and Terror</i> — Featuring CGI birds that look like MOVING STICKERS. A MASTERCLASS in terrible filmmaking that AVOIDED this abyss.</span>

  <span class="subbuzz__number">7.</span>



  <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text"><i>Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny</i> — A surreal, nonsensical children's nightmare... yet it STANDS ABOVE this new "king of crap."</span>

  <span class="subbuzz__number">11.</span>



  <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text"><i>The Hottie &amp; the Nottie</i> — Paris Hilton's notorious rom-com flop is now, UNBELIEVABLY, a benchmark of SUPERIOR cinema.</span>

  <span class="subbuzz__number">15.</span>



  <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text"><i>Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey</i> — A cheap, slasher cash-grab that horrified critics... but NOT as much as THIS film horrified audiences.</span>

  <span class="subbuzz__number">24.</span>



  <span class="js-subbuzz__title-text">And finally, <i>TITANIC II</i> — The infamous mockbuster from The Asylum, a studio BUILT on bad movies, has somehow SURVIVED this rating ICEBERG.</span>





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