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The Nightmare Webcams of the Past Come Back to Haunt Us
In a move that’s sure to traumatize anyone who’s ever played with a Game Boy, Epilogue has announced that its GB Operator USB dock can now turn your Game Boy Camera into a "worst and best webcam you’ll ever have". Because who wouldn’t want to relive the glory days of pixelated selfies and blurry videos?
But don’t worry, it’s not just the GB Operator that’s getting in on the action. Epilogue is also working on the SN Operator, which promises to do the same for Super Nintendo cartridges. Because who wouldn’t want to relive the trauma of trying to take a decent screenshot with the Super Game Boy?
But let’s be real, this is all just a recipe for disaster. Think about it: you’re essentially turning a 20-year-old piece of technology into a webcam. What could possibly go wrong? Will our grandparents be forced to stare at our pixelated faces during video calls? Will our children be scarred for life by the sight of our Game Boy Camera-fueled self-portraits?
And don’t even get me started on the "worst and best webcam you’ll ever have" tagline. Is this some kind of sick joke? Are they trying to tell us that this webcam is so bad, it’s actually good? Like, in a masochistic kind of way?
Look, we get it, nostalgia is great and all, but this is just taking it too far. Who needs to relive the past when we can just use our fancy smartphones to take decent selfies? This is just a recipe for disaster, and we can’t wait to see the memes that come out of this.
So, Epilogue, congratulations on taking the concept of "necro-nostalgia" to a whole new level. May your sales be as cringeworthy as your product.
