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THE GOLDEN GLOBES ARE A MORAL WASTELAND. While the world BURNS, Hollywood’s elite toasted themselves in a SHAMELESS display of COWARDICE and corporate SERVITUDE. The once-prestigious ceremony has devolved into a DEMENTED circus of intrusive gambling ads, BETRAYED artists shoved to the back of the room, and celebrities too TERRIFIED to utter a single word of protest. This wasn’t an awards show; it was a SURRENDER.
A chilling partnership with crypto-betting platform Polymarket TURNED ART INTO A SPORTS BOOK, while presenters droned with soul-crushing inanity. The night’s most “political” statement? Host Nikki Glaser’s tame zingers, carefully calibrated NOT to offend the real power in the room: billionaire David Ellison and the studio bosses bankrolling the whole farce. Winners gave vapid speeches as Iran ERUPTS and domestic crises deepen, proving Hollywood’s conscience has been surgically removed.
Even the “wins” were a sick joke. Groundbreaking foreign film ‘It Was Just an Accident’ was SNUBBED, while the creators of celebrated shows were LITERALLY HIDDEN FROM VIEW, forced to watch executives soak up the spotlight. The message was UNMISTAKABLE: art is dead, commerce is king, and your silence has been purchased. This grotesque spectacle wasn’t just bad television—it was a HARBINGER of a culture that has lost its soul, choosing glittering chains over the courage to speak. The dream factory is now a fully operational propaganda machine.
Edited for Kayitsi.com
Author: Kayitsi.com
