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Goldman Sachs Unleashes Terrifying AI Demon to Slaughter Accounting Jobs

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WALL STREET’S RUTHLESS NEW SECRET IS FINALLY OUT. Goldman Sachs is CONSPIRING with AI giant Anthropic to REPLACE its human workforce with emotionless “digital co-workers” in a shocking, full-scale automation purge.

For MONTHS, embedded engineers have been clandestinely building autonomous AI agents to handle critical, high-stakes jobs—from vetting YOU as a client to accounting for billion-dollar trades. The bank’s own tech chief ADMITS the goal is to “collapse” the time humans take, promising deployment “soon.” This isn’t innovation; it’s a CALCULATED CORPORATE COUP against the very employees who built the firm.

CEO David Solomon has already pledged to “constrain headcount growth” while AI fills the gaps. They claim it’s “premature” to discuss job losses, but the writing is BLOOD-RED on the wall. This is a SYSTEMATIC DISMANTLING of stable, white-collar careers, starting with compliance and accounting—thousands of positions now marked for OBSOLESCENCE.

The agents, built on Claude AI, are shockingly capable beyond coding, applying “logic” and “judgment” to sensitive financial decisions. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? The firm already eyes using AI for “employee surveillance,” turning the panopticon inward and creating a dystopian hellscape of automated management.

This is the FINAL STAGE of capitalism: a world where the elite replace you with a machine, call it “efficiency,” and expect you to applaud. Your job isn’t safe; it’s just data waiting to be PROCESSED. The future belongs to the machines, and your bosses are their willing architects.



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