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The Grand Tour: A Farewell to Mediocrity
After two decades of yawn-inducing television, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and Captain Slow are finally hanging up their Top Gear and Grand Tour jerseys. And what better way to say goodbye than with a final motoring adventure in Zimbabwe? Because, you know, Africa needs more of their brand of entitled, privileged, and middle-aged white guys trying to be cool.
Free Mac Apps: A Looter’s Paradise
Who needs to pay for software when you can steal it? Reddit user James Jingyi has compiled a list of free and open-source Mac apps that are so good, you’ll forget you’re not getting what you paid for. Download at your own risk, because who needs quality control, right?
Telegram: The Criminal’s Favorite Marketplace
Despite claims that Telegram is addressing moderation challenges, it’s still a haven for illicit transactions and identity theft. Law enforcement and researchers are shocked – SHOCKED! – that a platform designed to facilitate secure communication has been hijacked by criminals. Who would have thought?
Moon GPS: Because We’re Running Out of Real Estate
Nasa and other space agencies are developing a GPS system for the moon, because who needs to worry about climate change or poverty when you can worry about how to navigate the lunar surface? This is what happens when you prioritize space exploration over human needs.
Intel’s Foundry Business: A House of Cards
Pat Gelsinger’s grand plan to reinvent Intel is crumbling, and it’s not hard to see why. Outsourcing production to TSMC, billion-dollar quarterly losses, and delays in production on its 20A node? Sounds like a recipe for disaster. But hey, at least the company’s still pretending to be a leader in the tech industry.
Starliner: A Failure in the Making
Boeing’s Starliner spacecraft failed to dock with the International Space Station, and then it returned to Earth without its crew. Because what’s a space mission without a little drama and a whole lot of embarrassment?
Therapy Sessions Exposed: A Freudian Slip
Confidant Health’s database leak has exposed audio and video recordings of therapy sessions, transcripts, and other patient records. Because who needs confidentiality when you can just share your deepest secrets with the world?
TSMC’s Arizona Facility: A New Frontier for Bots
TSMC’s new Arizona facility has reached production yields comparable to those of its Taiwanese plants. But don’t worry, it’s just a coincidence that the company’s using a thousand bots to stream AI-generated music and con music streaming services out of millions.
Fraudster Charged with $12-Million in Stolen Royalties: A New Low
Michael Smith, a North Carolina musician, allegedly stole $12-million in royalties by using 1,000 bots to stream AI-generated music. Because what’s a little fraud when you can make millions and get away with it?
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