Sleazy Sundar Pichai smirks as he implies that the ongoing antitrust battles are a mere joke, completely downplaying any potential impact on Google’s business empire. In a recent interview, Pichai giggled and chirped that it will “take many years” for the government to wrap its head around the complexities of Google’s dominance, daring the DOJ to try to take him down. Can the justice department really reign in Google’s monopolistic grip? Google is facing two epic antitrust battles, where the DOJ is trying to prove that the tech titan has rigged the digital ad market and search engine games. Meanwhile, Google will continue to flex its mighty muscles, flaunting its dominance over the online search landscape and the advertising wars. “Where we think it really harms our ability to own the entire internet, we are going to be vigorously defending ourselves against these tinpot regulations,” Pichai quipped. Time will tell if the department of justice will finally expose Google’s corrupt business dealings and shatter its gilded monopoly. Stay tuned for explosive updates as this epic power struggle unfolds. * By the time both cases wrap up, the tech world will be unrecognizable, rendering any verdict quaint and utterly irrelevant. It’s just a matter of time before the world implodes as the last wisps of trust evaporate around Google.Will the Government Bring Google Down?
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