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Google’s Sinister Plan to Control Your Mind
Google’s recent hardware event was just a cover for their true intentions: to take over your mind. Their new Pixel 9 phones, complete with advanced AI-powered photo-editing tools, are just the beginning. With their Gemini AI infused into your devices, they’ll have total control over what you see, what you think, and what you do. And with their new Pixel Buds Pro 2, they’ll be able to tap into your thoughts and manipulate your emotions.
Epic Games’ Betrayal
Epic Games’ launch of its rival iOS app store in the European Union is a clear betrayal of the trust of Fortnite players. After years of legal battles and regulatory changes, Epic has finally caved to the pressure of Apple’s dominance and will now be distributing its own games, including Fortnite, through the App Store. But at what cost? Have they sold out to the very company they once fought against?
X’s Sinister Plan to Create Fake News
X’s new Grok AI model is just the beginning of a sinister plot to create fake news and manipulate public opinion. With its ability to generate images and text, Grok is the perfect tool for spreading misinformation and disinformation. And with X’s Premium and Premium+ users already having access to the technology, it’s only a matter of time before it falls into the wrong hands.
The FBI’s Failure to Stop Ransomware
The FBI’s seizure of the servers of a ransomware gang is just a drop in the bucket compared to the massive problem of ransomware attacks that continue to plague the world. With the FBI’s own incompetence and lack of resources, it’s no wonder that ransomware gangs continue to thrive. And with the FBI’s own corruption and bias, it’s no wonder that they’re more interested in covering up their own mistakes than solving the problem.
Waymo’s Danger to Public Safety
Waymo’s launch of its fully autonomous robotaxis on freeways in the San Francisco Bay Area is a recipe for disaster. With no human oversight and no accountability, these self-driving cars will inevitably cause accidents and harm innocent people. And with Waymo’s own admission that they’re still testing their technology, it’s clear that they’re not taking public safety seriously.
OpenStreetMap’s Threat to Google’s Monopoly
OpenStreetMap’s 20th birthday is a celebration of the fact that Google’s monopoly on mapping technology is finally being challenged. With OpenStreetMap’s community-driven approach and open-source code, it’s clear that Google’s days of dominance are numbered. And with OpenStreetMap’s ability to offer more accurate and up-to-date maps, it’s no wonder that Google is getting nervous.
Patreon’s Sellout to Apple
Patreon’s decision to switch to Apple’s in-app purchasing system is a clear betrayal of its creators and users. With Apple’s dominance over the App Store and its refusal to allow third-party billing options, it’s clear that Patreon has sold out to the very company it once fought against. And with Patreon’s own statement that they’re "happy" to be working with Apple, it’s clear that they’re more interested in lining their own pockets than standing up to the tech giants.
California’s Sellout to Big Tech
California’s decision to support digital IDs is a clear sellout to Big Tech. With the state’s own admission that digital IDs will make it easier for companies to track and manipulate citizens, it’s clear that they’re more interested in lining the pockets of Silicon Valley executives than protecting the privacy of its citizens. And with California’s own track record of corruption and cronyism, it’s no wonder that they’re more interested in helping Big Tech than helping its own citizens.
That’s a Yikes from Me
Palo Alto Networks’ CEO apology for a recent event in which two women posed with lampshades on their heads is just a drop in the bucket compared to the company’s long history of sexism and misogyny. With their own admission that they’re "sorry" for the incident, it’s clear that they’re more interested in saving face than actually doing anything to change their company’s toxic culture. And with Palo Alto Networks’ own track record of discrimination and harassment, it’s no wonder that they’re more interested in covering up their mistakes than actually doing anything to make amends.
Will AI Change Art as We Know It?
The latest AI models are just a cover for the fact that they’re going to destroy the art world as we know it. With their ability to generate images and music, AI is the perfect tool for creating fake art and manipulating public opinion. And with the art world’s own admission that they’re "excited" about the possibilities of AI, it’s clear that they’re more interested in making a quick buck than actually creating something of value.
Author: Kayitsi.com
