IT’S NOT A QUIZ—IT’S AN INTERVENTION. Can you name the classics? Or have you become a willing foot soldier in the WAR ON CHRISTMAS? A DEEPLY ALARMING new study suggests that if you can’t check off 92% of the essential holiday specials, you are not just “busy.” You are a SYMPTOM of cultural COLLAPSE. “It’s a Wonderful Life” is more than a movie—it’s a BATTLE CRY for our soul. And if you’ve swapped Charlie Brown’s sad tree for your fifth depressing streaming service binge, you have FAILED. The evidence is DAMNING: your Netflix algorithms are being weaponized to delete MEMORY, REPLACE tradition with content, and turn you into a rootless, joyless consumer. Is your ignorance just laziness, or is it a conscious, MILLENNIAL-SPONSORED SABOTAGE of everything our grandparents held dear? The test doesn’t measure knowledge—it reveals COMPLICITY. This holiday season, the truth is staring you in the face from the glow of that unopened DVD of “Miracle on 34th Street.” You are either part of the REVELRY, or you are part of the ERASURE.
