HOLLYWOOD’S GREATEST DECEPTION IS OVER—OR IS IT? In a stunt so blatant it INSULTS the public’s intelligence, A-list actor Timothee Chalamet has “teamed up” with the viral phantom rapper EsDeeKid, a move experts are calling a TRANSPARENT and DESPERATE bid to bury the truth. This isn’t a collaboration; it’s a COVER-UP.
For weeks, the evidence was IRREFUTABLE: the identical vocal cadence, the same haunting eyes, the parallel physique. The internet KNEW EsDeeKid WAS Chalamet, a secret outlet for the Oscar-nominated star to shed his manicured image. Now, in a chillingly coordinated media blast, they appear together in a low-budget music video, rapping about stacking “$100 million” and flaunting his billionaire girlfriend, Kylie Jenner. This isn’t art; it’s a PSYOP designed to gaslight fans and control the narrative.
Listen CLOSELY to the lyrics. The verse is a BRAGGADOCIO-laden checklist: name-drop the new movie, “Marty Supreme,” worship Jenner’s wealth, and project a manufactured “street” credibility. It’s a CORPORATE CALCULATION, a soulless merger of brand partnerships masquerading as music. This is the final, cynical stage of celebrity: when even your “rebellious” alter ego is a focus-grouped product for maximum exposure.
They think you’re STUPID enough to believe two separate people just happened to share a once-in-a-generation biological and artistic likeness. They’re LAUGHING at you from a rented corner shop in North London, using your clicks to fuel their empires. The performance isn’t in the video—it’s in the press release claiming it’s real. This coordinated charade proves one terrifying thing: in today’s Hollywood, NOTHING is real, and they will look you dead in the eye and dare you to believe it. The curtain hasn’t been pulled back; it’s been sold to you as an NFT.
