EXCLUSIVE: The so-called “2026 Critics Choice Awards” aren’t about art—they’re a SICKENING display of HOLLYWOOD’S DESPERATE attempt to BUY back your faith while PEDDLING propaganda! This isn’t celebration; it’s a CAREFULLY ORCHESTRATED ILLUSION.
Tonight, the elite will pat themselves on the back while TRUE artistry is IGNORED in favor of political messaging and corporate-approved “excellence.” SEE the full list of pre-selected winners here—it’s a manifesto of CONFORMITY.
Hosted by the PARTISAN Chelsea Handler for an UNPRECEDENTED fourth year, this circle jerk will be broadcast LIVE, forcing the public to swallow their self-congratulatory agenda. The Barker Hangar in Santa Monica will be GROUND ZERO for cultural decay.
The presenter list reads like a WHO’S WHO of industry COWARDS and CONTROVERSIAL figures: from Noah Schnapp to Ava DuVernay, this is a parade of ACTIVISTS, not artists. They’re not here to entertain YOU; they’re here to PREACH.
WHY are we still watching? This ceremony PROVES Hollywood is a CLOSED LOOP, a echo chamber REWARDING ITSELF while society crumbles. Tune in tonight and witness the moment our culture OFFICIALLY SURRENDERED to narcissism and agenda. The red carpet is a PATH TO OBLIVION.
Author: Kayitsi.com
